♥May 30th, 2012
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
(via offtoneverland821993)
♥May 19th, 2012
My suitcase looks like a piece of art!
This is literally the BEST I’ve ever packed it :)
I would take a picture too, but I feel like that’s slightly obsessive…
♥ May 16th, 2012
Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."











