Aug 1st, 2014
Aug 1st, 2014
shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!
Aug 1st, 2014
the year according to tumblr
january: post halloween candy hangover
feburuary: couples halloween
march: almost halloween
april: almost halloween
may: almost halloween
june: almost halloween
july: almost halloween
august: almost halloween
september: basically halloween
october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
november: still halloween
december: halloween for jesus
Jul 31st, 2014
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
Jul 31st, 2014

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

image

(via pleasedonttouchthat)

Jul 29th, 2014

Twist the bones and bend the back,
trim him of his baby fat,
give him fur black as black,
just. like. this.
Jul 29th, 2014
Jul 29th, 2014

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via stevachu)

Jul 29th, 2014
Jul 29th, 2014

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via stevachu)

Jul 29th, 2014

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via yourspringboy)

Jul 29th, 2014
stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
Jul 29th, 2014
Jul 28th, 2014

official-2014:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it

(via stevachu)